Dan Conley was a speechwriter for Chicago Mayor Richard Daley and former VA Gov. Doug Wilder:
There’s a real political cult stalking America, but not the one you think. The real cult is one of warrior pencil-necked geeks … a political Fight Club for all the boys who got beat up in high school. They hold the corner offices in think tanks and dominate the op-ed pages of big city newspapers. They walk in John McCain’s shadow and throw around pro wrestling words like “smackdown,” thinking that the U.S. military can restore their manhood. And yes, some of them are U.S. Senators, most notably McCain’s fey sidekicks Lindsey Graham and Joe Lieberman …
In fairness to Graham though, he did serve his country in the Air Force for many years. His manhood issues stem from something entirely different, but since it’s off-topic… I’ll just leave that alone.
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Filed under: National Politics
Glad I checked that parody at home. Doubtless something that obscene would have been blocked at the office.